(F/M, chloroform, birthday shenanigans)
"Honey, the cake is ready! Come on!"
"Almost done, sweetie! Just putting the finishing touches on this story!"
The woman fumed. "That's what you said twenty minutes ago! Stop writing and get in here so you can blow the candles out!"
"Be there in a sec!" he replied, still typing away.
She shook her head. It was apparent there was only one way to get him to stop and she wasn't the least bit reluctant to use it. So off she went to the bedroom, where they kept the bottle of Beddy-Bye. She took the bottle and was about to grab a clean pair of her panties from the dresser, when another idea occurred to her.
He was oblivious to her presence, but that would change in short order. Coming up behind him, she slapped the damp cloth to his nose and mouth and pulled him away from the computer. He mmmphed in surprise, his hands coming up in a desperate attempt to get the odorous wetness away from his face, but she just laughed at his futile efforts. Every breat